Salute to Vom

It is not every day that this Supermodel/Canine Commentator here in Hollywood, has the opportunity to make comment on the passing of another fine canine across the Pond, who has crossed the Rainbow Bridge and has followed the scent leading on to the great Pet Haven. This Commentator had never had the privilege of sharing a sit on the banks or a frisbee fetch with the renowned Vom ( he of The Farm , The United Kingdom ), but Yours Truly had been made aware of Vom's Life and Times , his adventures, his humans , and the span of his vision.

Swerve , the human who was owned by Vom stated , " Many people have one special dog during their life. I have a feeling that for me it was Vom " (see Vom pictured above in his usual , black and white Border Collie coat) .

Vom " is survived by a son, Bertie, at least one other son whose whereabouts is unknown – and quite possibly by a large number of other offspring in the vicinity of the farm " according the family .

In a message from the UK earlier this week, Swerve ( himself a political animal indeed) added, " Vom was a great old boy and will be sadly missed . Vom had charm, but above all he had character. It’s difficult to categorise Vom’s politics, but he would have – and did – despise the charming but, above all characterless new Labour project along with the new Tories. ... " .

Swerve continued , "In many ways, Vom was mongrel border collie born to single mother on a rough Derbyshire pig farm, Vom characterised the supposedly kinder, gentler, post-Thatcher era. Yet he would have been more comfortable on the extreme libertarian Thatcherite wing of the Tories than with the current soulless Labour or Tory parties – perhaps with a touch of Tom Paine radicalism about him too. " ...... Understood, Swerve . Hear ! Hear !

Vom was nearly 19 years of age and Swerve reminisced " Vom spanned several eras - born at the end of the Thatcher era, he saw two Gulf wars, four prime ministers (nearly five), four U.S. Presidents and God knows how many Tory leaders. Communism had just fallen when he came on the scene, Neil Kinnock was Labour leader and the internet was still unknown - except to a few scientists " (and of course, Al Gore , Swerve) . A renowned Thespian was quoted at the weekend saying , "Vom and I got on famously! He (Swerve) used Vom as a yardstick to judge people's characters!" We do rely upon the Wise in these ways ...

Vomski , We Hardly Knew Ye' Read more about Vom here

Vom, May the good earth be soft under you
when you rest upon it,
and may it rest easy over you when,
at the last, you lay out under it,
And may it rest so lightly over you
that your soul may be out
from under it quickly,
and up, and off,
And be on its way to God.

Whoof, whoof. You will be remembered .
- Teddy Cosmos

(* Photos of Vom used without the permission of his human. We may be hearing from his Solicitor on the matter, but hey ...Vom is worth it. )

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So You Think Man Can Destroy the Earth ?

You think man can destroy the planet? What intoxicating vanity. Let me tell you about our planet. Earth is four-and-a-half-billion-years-old. There's been life on it for nearly that long, 3.8 billion years. Bacteria first; later the first multicellular life, then the first complex creatures in the sea, on the land. Then finally the great sweeping ages of animals, the amphibians, the dinosaurs, at last the mammals, each one enduring millions on millions of years, great dynasties of creatures rising, flourishing, dying away –– all this against a background of continuous and violent upheaval. Mountain ranges thrust up, eroded away, cometary impacts, volcano eruptions, oceans rising and falling, whole continents moving, an endless, constant, violent change, colliding, buckling to make mountains over millions of years. Earth has survived everything in its time.

It will certainly survive us. If all the nuclear weapons in the world went off at once and all the plants, all the animals died and the earth was sizzling hot for a hundred thousand years, life would survive, somewhere: under the soil, frozen in arctic ice. Sooner or later, when the planet was no longer inhospitable, life would spread again. The evolutionary process would begin again. Might take a few billion years for life to regain its present variety. Of course, it would be very different from what it is now, but the earth would survive our folly, only we would not. If the ozone layer gets thinner, ultraviolet radiation sears earth, so what? Ultraviolet radiation is good for life. It's powerful energy. It promotes mutation, change. Many forms of life will thrive with more UV radiation. Many others will die out. You think this is the first time that's happened? Think about oxygen. Necessary for life now, but oxygen is actually a metabolic poison, a corrosive glass, like fluorine.

When oxygen was first produced as a waste product by certain plant cells some three billion years ago, it created a crisis for all other life on earth. Those plants were polluting the environment, exhaling a lethal gas. Earth eventually had an atmosphere incompatible with life. Nevertheless, life on earth took care of itself. In the thinking of the human being a hundred years is a long time. Hundred years ago we didn't have cars, airplanes, computers or vaccines. It was a whole different world, but to the earth, a hundred years is nothing. A million years is nothing. This planet lives and breathes on a much vaster scale. We can't imagine its slow and powerful rhythms, and we haven't got the humility to try. We've been residents here for the blink of an eye. If we're gone tomorrow, the earth will not miss us.

- From the Prologue to "Jurassic Park "
by Michael Crichton

Happy Earth Day (And Don't Let the Oil Pipe Hit You on the Way to the Celebration)

As We Say Goodbye to one of the Longest Winters on Record ,

Let us all remember on this Earth Day ....

1) Mr. Ira Einhorn , co-Founder of the Environmentalist Movement and of "Earth Day" in 1970 : he in whose flat more people have been killed before their time than at Three Mile Island , or any any nuke accident ( he got a bit angry one day , killed his gal pal , stored her body in his apartment was arrested, then fled bail to Europe).

2) The "Unibomber" , one Theodore Kaczynski , he who was so cleverly advanced Enviro-wacked causes , by whose hand more people were injured than at any oil spill accident on record ( killed 3 , injured 29) or due to any natural gas pipeline . Sure, the EPA has now classified CO2 as problematic . But plants breathe it everyday, in every corner of Earth. CO2 an environmental problem ? I think that the issue is above the EPA's Pay Grade. There would be nothing organic growing on the planet were it not for CO2 . Who are we kidding ? Perhaps it is just a substitute for a Plant Kingdom Bailout. They cannot control the Plant Kingdom , so just control Plant Food . Then impose your Will upon the entire Kingdom . Aha .

3) Oh yes, and let us not forget one Daniel San Diego, Eco-wacko who targeted Chiron and Shaklee Cos. , and others , for their ties to Huntingdon Life Sciences, a British-based research firm that performs laboratory testing on animals, in order to provide better , safer products for humans. The blasts caused damage to the buildings, but no people were hurt ( YET ) . San Diego is a strict vegan and animal-rights activist who objects to animal testing. He's covered his body in tattoos of burning plains and buildings, including one on his chest that reads, "It only takes a spark."

As Scientist Dr . Freeman Dyson noted : Environmentalism has replaced ( actually renamed ) socialism " .

It has also helped many a lost soul in their attempts to find something to distract themselves of their feelings of non-purpose .

The new, Americans With No Abilities Act

AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT (AWNAA)WASHINGTON , DC (AP) -


President Obama and the US Congress are considering sweeping legislation which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition." Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing."The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest USPrivate sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the inept include retail stores (72%), home improvement stores; the DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires! Finally, the AWNAA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" 'As a Non-abled Person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,' said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember 'righty tighty, lefty loosey.' 'This new law should be real good for people like me,' Gertz added. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) stated :
'As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of job in this great nation and a good salary with it. " .

Teddy Explains the Economic Tsunami

They're Playing You Again, Sam .

I'm shocked, .... SHOCKED !! ... to find that gambling is going on in here!

Was it all just these s.o.b. , private individuals causing the unregulated mess , or was it actually government interference that started the volcanic eruption , then earthquake , leading to a real estate , and economic tsunami ? Barney Frank and the Gang on the Hill are shocked ! SHOCKED, I tell you , that AIG has given its Execs bonuses ! Better get the Peasants stirred up , and over to Connecticut , quick !

The causes of the real boondoggle are really far different than the media wish to tell . But surely news coverage of upset peasantry on the fine streets of the neighborhoods of AIG Execs can serve as all the News that Fits ! And now , Capitol Hill SHOCK ! ... over what they knew all along . But try this for eye openers on the real source of the economic tsunami NY Times Article Sept. 30, 1999 .

In the last two years of the Bush Administration with a Democrat Majority in the United States Congress , they attempted to out a scheme perpetrated by Democrat Congressman Barney Frank , known for (amongst other things) having run a gay prostitution ring out of his home , headed by Barney's former lover . But for the past 2 years , Barney's pals in the Dems obstructed exposure of the scheme . This scheme was perpetrated by Frank , Dem . Sen Chris Dodd , and their pal at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac (lenders) named Franklin Raines , who has made off ( Not Madoff) with $90 Million he scammed on this scheme . Jamie Gorelick , Clinton lawyer , made $25 million in the scheme .

The Dems in power resisted exposure of the scheme , which was a continuation of 2 previous Democrat Presidents : Jimmy Carter and Clinton . It was an Affirmative Action in Lending , and was enshrined into Legislation under Jimmy Carter , expanded under the Clinton Administration , and called the Community Reinvestment Act . This was a money-making scheme put into full play by Franklin Raines , Barney Frank , Sen . Chris Dodd , and others , almost entirely members of the Democrat Party , which is now in ideology very much like a European Democrat Socialist Party , with corrupt Union/Gang style underpinnings , now run by gay Prostitution Pimps .

A couple of weeks ago, speaking about the future of failed government-backed mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, Barney Frank was quoted by the New York Times as saying:
"There is a commitment to restructure these companies, and we are going to want to retain a hand in the things that matter, like affordable housing and making sure that the housing economy doesn’t become a threat to the entire economy again." Frank still can’t figure out that it was his policies and the policies of other Democrats to make loans to low income people and those with poor credit which resulted in the massive failures of Fannie and Freddie in the first place. It was Frank and his allies who blocked Republican efforts to regulate the two to prevent a catastrophic failure from occurring. And now Frank wants to do the same thing all over again .

Frank is currently drafting legislation to control what is done with the remaining $350 billion of the $700 TARP bailout package passed with large Democrat support late last year.In a nutshell, instead of kicking deadbeats out of their homes as should be done, Barack Obama is going to give them free money or pay their mortgage payments for them. Basically, people will get free houses in order to hide the mistake they and the politicians made . During the Clinton Administration , Attorney General Janet Reno was busy threatening mortgage Lenders if they did not make the bad loans forced upon us all by Legislation that began with Carter , and was expanded under Clinton . What really nauseates is that Barney Frank, who belongs in an orange jumpsuit and in leg chains, and who is championing homeowner bailouts, is largely responsible for creating the mortage crisis in originally . Democrat Barney Frank was instrumental in causing the subprime mortgage crisis .

President Bush had been warning for years that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were growing out of control, taking on too much risk, and posed a huge systemic risk to the economy of the United States. None of the major news organizations has reported this. Instead, as you will see below, they are trying to pin the blame on him for the mortgage crisis.White House Press Release Setting The Facts Straight

In April 2001, Bush said Fannie Mae was “a potential problem,” because “financial trouble of a large GSE could cause strong repercussions in financial markets, affecting federally insured entities and economic activity.” It turns out Bush was right. He was also right about the need for expanded , domestic oil drilling back in 2001 . He was right about the Surge. He was right about a lot of things and not given an ounce of credit for it. Not only was he not given any credit, but he has been bashed repeatedly and blamed for things that he had nothing to do with, such as the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, which was the fault of the Democrat mayor of New Orleans and the Democrat governor of Louisiana who failed to order mandatory evacuations in a timely manner despite pleas from Bush.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were regulated by Congress. Because of this, there is little to nothing that Bush could have done without action from Congress to prevent the massive failures that occurred in 2008. Democrats do not seem to realize that the power of the President is limited. It is Congress that writes laws and spends money, the President can only approve or veto legislation.Back in 1999, people were sounding warning bells about Fannie and Freddie. The Clinton administration was pressuring Fannie Mae to expand their operations to purchase more loans from originators that were made to people with poor credit ratings and low incomes. Again , here it is . NY Times Article Sept. 30, 1999 . This affects not only every American for generations to come , resulting from "bailouts" , but also the rest of the world , as bad loans were re-packaged as fancy , international instruments , and sold throughout the world . You have Barney Frank , Franklin Raines, Chris Dodd , Maxine Waters , Clinton Lawyer Jamie Gorelick , and countless other Democrat hacks to thank for this rackett .

The Obammunists are presently losing popularity , even in the eyes of some of the gullible who refused to look at Obama's clearly radical past record , instead choosing to believe his teleprompter , who professed to the world his "hope" and his "change" . These are about to get The Memo on what all this will mean to them , in various ways , such as 1) a highly taxed " cap and trade" US policy , which will mean higher prices and expenses for everyone , but sound so noble . 2) They will be receiving higher taxes on inheritances they leave and receive ; 3) possible taxes on their previously tax-free health benefits , 4) a lower value of the dollar , and higher taxes on fuel, to name but a few negative consequences . Unfortunately , the rest of the country and the world is affected , and will also have to suffer economically for the Frank Follies . As long as the paid crowd with pitchforks in Fairfield, Connecticut keep up their little drama , perhaps we can all be distracted by the feigned shock of the On the Hill Gang . On the other hand, one of Dodd's fine houses are located in that same fine state . Think about it .

The Fools on the Hill are playing a nice Captain Renault . You falling for it , Sam ?

There is no Bobo Rating this week, as none so low exists to rate this farce .

<------------- LOOKING GREEN . A CAP AND TRADE CELEBRATION

Obama does a jig for St . Patrick's Day .

The Obama Administration is out to partay 'til it's 2013 . Out of touch, but always looking "green", they think that you are too involved in your green beer to understand the Green Movement afoot that will make YOU and yours pay needlessly , for years to come .

"Cap and Trade " Just Another Big Brother "Green" Tax : What would it mean for you ?

It could be stopped in the U.S. Congess if The People get smart, and tell them to stop Cap & Trade from passing .

Did you think that "being green" with "Cap & Trade" would just affect the big corporate "bad guys" ? Think again .

The USA would have a positive balance of trade worldwide were it not for the fact that its politicians refuse to allow The People to use American energy . Using the "research" of junk science developed by "researchers" being paid to research , and also being paid if that research proves to back their positive hypothesis , Cap and Trade will be a tax that will raise the prices of home and business energy use, the price of your tennis shoes, your gasoline, your home heating, your boss's expenses in running the business that employs you , and causes an increase in the U.S. trade deficit , further lowering the value of your dollars .

Were the USA to use its own oil and natural gas resources , which are abundant, and still untapped, rather than importing oil ( even from Mexico ) , there would be no balance of trade deficits for America , and no threat of your energy use being taxed into scarcity and highly priced shortage . The USA exports more in product variety and quantity to Mexico than Mexico does to USA . However , in dollar value, even Mexico imports more to USA than USA to Mexico . This is solely because America refuses to use its own petroleum resources , and imports Mexico's

oil .Cap and Trade is a tax that the Obammunists want for you , that would worsen this for American , and benefit only the politicians .

Since "Cap and Trade" is based upon the unproved and false theory that Carbon emissions are a threat to climate , we import what we already have , following our nonsensical U.S. energy policy.The USA buys abroad what we do not need to import , to maintain an appearance that we are not the type to drill oil ! Surely we would not do any of that nasty drilling . Not us . No . Let's let Mexico do it , and we shall pay them for what we dare not extract ourselves . The USA has new, clean methods of extracting oil and natural gas . We have new , clean methods of extracting it from shale in abundant supply in our own Rocky Mountain states that would give America an oil supply bigger than Saudi Arabia's . Paying Mexico, Canada and Saudi Arabia for what we could supply ourselves, which would lower our taxes, create more jobs, prevent and lower inflation , and correct the USA balance of payments deficits is madness . It benefits politicians . Not the American people . This is why they are doing a jig , planning for a windfall of YOUR tax money from Cap & Trade, partying , and oh yes.... always wishing to LOOK green while taking your green . But you won't notice . Or will you ?

Prince of Wales Gets Bobo's Lowest

<---Lowest Bobo Rating

Bonney Prince Charles Gives Earth 100 Months to "Fix Global Warming " Even Though We Have Just Had the Coldest Winter in Decades

( March 12, 2009 )
The Prince of Wales has warned that nations are "at a defining moment in the world's history" over climate change.

The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles, told 200 business leaders in Rio de Janeiro that the world has 'less than 100 months' to save the planet.
He delivered his most impassioned and urgent plea yet on the need for the world to unite to tackle global warming. In a keynote speech in Brazil, the heir to the British throne delivered a stark warning that if nations fail to tackle deforestation and other problems over the next eight years then irreversible harm will be done to the environment.

Prince Charles told 200 business leaders in Rio de Janeiro that the world has “less than 100 months” to save the planet.
"As the world's economy heads further into recession, it would be easy to lose sight of the bigger picture; to commit the sin, as we say in England and if you will pardon the terrible pun, of 'not seeing the wood for the trees'. For we are, I fear, at a defining moment in the world's history.
"We are facing a series of challenges so immense that we can, perhaps, be forgiven for feeling they are all too forbidding to confront. "If we can redouble our efforts to unite the world in meeting perhaps its greatest and most critical challenge, then we may yet be able to prevail and thereby to avoid bequeathing a poisoned chalice to our children and grandchildren. But we only have 100 months to act."

..... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm , not really , Charles . .... It has actually been the coldest winter in decades , and frankly , scientists who do not have their funding at stake , realize and admit that the Sun's magnetic activities are responsible for "climate change" . By the way , Charles , did you know that the Vikings who discovered what we now call Greenland found it lush green and growing citrus ? That is why the Vikings named it Greenland , even though the whole blasted place is all white today , covered with ice and snow . It happens , Charles . Just deal with it .

Teddy advises Diana's ex-husband that he lacks the scientific mind , or evidence for any of his wrong-headed statements on "global warming ", and that he should stick to things for which he is more well-suited , such as art and bringing up fabulous boys .

Bobo's Lowest (Makaka ) Rating to Prince Charles for his ideas on climate .

Charles may like this by the way http://form.douglassreport.com/reports/GlobalWarming.pdf

Bobo Rates Prince Charles on climate : Lowest Makaka

Deceptively Named Durbin Bill

Late last week, the US Senate passed the inappropriately named "Broadcaster Freedom Amendment " by a vote of 87-11. And while the mainstream ( government approved, and approving ) media rushed to declare the Fairness Doctrine dead, they all but ignored the “Durbin Amendment” that essentially primes the pump for censoring speech through backdoor FCC regulations .

The Durbin amendment requires the FCC to “take actions to encourage and promote diversity in communication media ownership.” Yes, in other words , government interference is "needed" to regulate that . Regulate who may own , and you regulate content indirectly .

Upon closer look, this “stealth” attack on Free Speech Rights is far more insidious
than the Fairness Doctrine was because it empowers the government to censor and control the airwaves through backdoor policies that create a vast array of new avenues by which the FCC can silence expression that government do not approve . In other words, the Durbin amendment poses a much greater danger to our free speech rights because it expands the governmental control and censorship threat in ways we never before imagined . Your Efforts are more important than ever, given what just took place on Capitol Hill last week, there is little doubt that we are headed for a showdown over our Free Speech Rights . Help keep speech free in the USA by signing the petition here

Time is short. Through the Durbin Amendment, illiberal members of the US Congress now see a way to muzzle voices on the airwaves that they dislike or find inconvenient . We believe they will waste little time moving it forward. We cannot allow this backdoor assault to go unchallenged !That’s why we’re counting on you to help us rally an additional 10,000 citizen signers of our Free Speech Alliance petition this weekend alone !

Teddy urges : Sign Up now ! Dont let the Illiberals get you in a noose , or decide what you may hear or say .

In the News

And on a different note ...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes

He Already Filed

HOT TAX TIPS From Teddy this week . Next week , how to gain a lost year .....

As you can see, Teddy Filed His Rax Returns Last Year . Must it be done again ?

To Take It or Not

About That "Tax Cut "

Just some tax tips from Teddy ..... As so many are filing and preparing to file their 2008 taxes , think about not taking that Obamanomics $13 extra per week . My hot tip is this : Caution , Hot Tip : That "extra " you may take is to be counted as income this time next year , and since tax rates have not changed , you will be taxed for that little cash you are invited to take now . Just a little bit of info. that they wouldn't tell you , but Teddy shall . See your tax prepper about hanging back on your little "treat". Personally, for treats I will be sticking to my chicken jerky bites .

Bill Explained

Shortly after class, student Slomo approached his Economics professor , professor Grabbit, and said , "Professor , I don't understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?" The professor replied, "I don't have time right now, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I'll be glad to explain it to you." The student agreed.

At the agreed-upon time, student Slomo showed up at the professor's house. The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool. They both went out back to the pool, and Grabbit handed the student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, "First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can." The student did as he was instructed. Professor Grabbit then continued, "Now let's drain some of this water out of my pool , go next door to Sam's pool , and take some water from his pool and bring it here . Mine is chlorinated , and Sam's water is purified in that fabulous , new oxygenated , chemical-free method . Sam's is better water . We all deserve clean water to swim in . Let's get some of Sam's . You know - hope and change ."
Slomo shrugged , "Errrrrrm , ok " and did as asked . There was a "NO TRESPASSING . Private Property" sign on the neighbor's property , and professor Grabbit instructed that this did not matter , as chemical-free water was needed in his own pool . "Now follow me over to the shallow end of my pool , and then dump all the water from your bucket into it ", instructed the professor . Slomo was naturally confused, but did as he was told. The professor then explained that they were going to do this many more times , and began walking back to the deep end of the pool. Sam next door would need to pay to re-fill his own pool later , and would probably try to sue the professor later, for running up Sam's water bill . But since the professor knew the local Judges very well, and had helped campaign for the Judges on the local benches, Professor Grabbit could rely on the Judges to throw Sam's lawsuit out of court.

The confused student asked, "Excuse me, but why are we doing this?" The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper, and the water much better . The student didn't think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough. However, after the 8th or 9th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, from Sam's pool to Grabbit's pool , the student became worried that his Economics professor had lost it. Slomo finally blurted out, "All we're doing is wasting valuable time and effort on an unproductive pursuit. Even worse, when this process is all over (and there's absolutely no way to know when that might be), everything will be exactly the same as before, so all we'll really have accomplished is the complete waste of both our time and our efforts which, if otherwise directed, might have had a chance of yielding a productive result! Not only that , but what about the questions of trespass and theft ?

The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, "Congratulations. You now understand the 2009 Stimulus Bill . "

All Matters Pertinent to the Cosmos

Welcome to my blog , Cosmos of Teddy . My name is Teddy Cosmos . As you can see , I keep a sharp eye out on things in the cosmos . Lulin , for instance ... we look good next to each other , dont we ?

Come back and see me again as I explore the cosmos . I am not just another pritty boy supermodel . I am Teddy Cosmos and I have a book coming out . So how could you miss my blogging ? More on the cosmos as things develop ......