The new, Americans With No Abilities Act

AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT (AWNAA)WASHINGTON , DC (AP) -


President Obama and the US Congress are considering sweeping legislation which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition." Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing."The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest USPrivate sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the inept include retail stores (72%), home improvement stores; the DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires! Finally, the AWNAA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" 'As a Non-abled Person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,' said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember 'righty tighty, lefty loosey.' 'This new law should be real good for people like me,' Gertz added. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) stated :
'As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of job in this great nation and a good salary with it. " .

Teddy Explains the Economic Tsunami

They're Playing You Again, Sam .

I'm shocked, .... SHOCKED !! ... to find that gambling is going on in here!

Was it all just these s.o.b. , private individuals causing the unregulated mess , or was it actually government interference that started the volcanic eruption , then earthquake , leading to a real estate , and economic tsunami ? Barney Frank and the Gang on the Hill are shocked ! SHOCKED, I tell you , that AIG has given its Execs bonuses ! Better get the Peasants stirred up , and over to Connecticut , quick !

The causes of the real boondoggle are really far different than the media wish to tell . But surely news coverage of upset peasantry on the fine streets of the neighborhoods of AIG Execs can serve as all the News that Fits ! And now , Capitol Hill SHOCK ! ... over what they knew all along . But try this for eye openers on the real source of the economic tsunami NY Times Article Sept. 30, 1999 .

In the last two years of the Bush Administration with a Democrat Majority in the United States Congress , they attempted to out a scheme perpetrated by Democrat Congressman Barney Frank , known for (amongst other things) having run a gay prostitution ring out of his home , headed by Barney's former lover . But for the past 2 years , Barney's pals in the Dems obstructed exposure of the scheme . This scheme was perpetrated by Frank , Dem . Sen Chris Dodd , and their pal at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac (lenders) named Franklin Raines , who has made off ( Not Madoff) with $90 Million he scammed on this scheme . Jamie Gorelick , Clinton lawyer , made $25 million in the scheme .

The Dems in power resisted exposure of the scheme , which was a continuation of 2 previous Democrat Presidents : Jimmy Carter and Clinton . It was an Affirmative Action in Lending , and was enshrined into Legislation under Jimmy Carter , expanded under the Clinton Administration , and called the Community Reinvestment Act . This was a money-making scheme put into full play by Franklin Raines , Barney Frank , Sen . Chris Dodd , and others , almost entirely members of the Democrat Party , which is now in ideology very much like a European Democrat Socialist Party , with corrupt Union/Gang style underpinnings , now run by gay Prostitution Pimps .

A couple of weeks ago, speaking about the future of failed government-backed mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, Barney Frank was quoted by the New York Times as saying:
"There is a commitment to restructure these companies, and we are going to want to retain a hand in the things that matter, like affordable housing and making sure that the housing economy doesn’t become a threat to the entire economy again." Frank still can’t figure out that it was his policies and the policies of other Democrats to make loans to low income people and those with poor credit which resulted in the massive failures of Fannie and Freddie in the first place. It was Frank and his allies who blocked Republican efforts to regulate the two to prevent a catastrophic failure from occurring. And now Frank wants to do the same thing all over again .

Frank is currently drafting legislation to control what is done with the remaining $350 billion of the $700 TARP bailout package passed with large Democrat support late last year.In a nutshell, instead of kicking deadbeats out of their homes as should be done, Barack Obama is going to give them free money or pay their mortgage payments for them. Basically, people will get free houses in order to hide the mistake they and the politicians made . During the Clinton Administration , Attorney General Janet Reno was busy threatening mortgage Lenders if they did not make the bad loans forced upon us all by Legislation that began with Carter , and was expanded under Clinton . What really nauseates is that Barney Frank, who belongs in an orange jumpsuit and in leg chains, and who is championing homeowner bailouts, is largely responsible for creating the mortage crisis in originally . Democrat Barney Frank was instrumental in causing the subprime mortgage crisis .

President Bush had been warning for years that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were growing out of control, taking on too much risk, and posed a huge systemic risk to the economy of the United States. None of the major news organizations has reported this. Instead, as you will see below, they are trying to pin the blame on him for the mortgage crisis.White House Press Release Setting The Facts Straight

In April 2001, Bush said Fannie Mae was “a potential problem,” because “financial trouble of a large GSE could cause strong repercussions in financial markets, affecting federally insured entities and economic activity.” It turns out Bush was right. He was also right about the need for expanded , domestic oil drilling back in 2001 . He was right about the Surge. He was right about a lot of things and not given an ounce of credit for it. Not only was he not given any credit, but he has been bashed repeatedly and blamed for things that he had nothing to do with, such as the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, which was the fault of the Democrat mayor of New Orleans and the Democrat governor of Louisiana who failed to order mandatory evacuations in a timely manner despite pleas from Bush.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were regulated by Congress. Because of this, there is little to nothing that Bush could have done without action from Congress to prevent the massive failures that occurred in 2008. Democrats do not seem to realize that the power of the President is limited. It is Congress that writes laws and spends money, the President can only approve or veto legislation.Back in 1999, people were sounding warning bells about Fannie and Freddie. The Clinton administration was pressuring Fannie Mae to expand their operations to purchase more loans from originators that were made to people with poor credit ratings and low incomes. Again , here it is . NY Times Article Sept. 30, 1999 . This affects not only every American for generations to come , resulting from "bailouts" , but also the rest of the world , as bad loans were re-packaged as fancy , international instruments , and sold throughout the world . You have Barney Frank , Franklin Raines, Chris Dodd , Maxine Waters , Clinton Lawyer Jamie Gorelick , and countless other Democrat hacks to thank for this rackett .

The Obammunists are presently losing popularity , even in the eyes of some of the gullible who refused to look at Obama's clearly radical past record , instead choosing to believe his teleprompter , who professed to the world his "hope" and his "change" . These are about to get The Memo on what all this will mean to them , in various ways , such as 1) a highly taxed " cap and trade" US policy , which will mean higher prices and expenses for everyone , but sound so noble . 2) They will be receiving higher taxes on inheritances they leave and receive ; 3) possible taxes on their previously tax-free health benefits , 4) a lower value of the dollar , and higher taxes on fuel, to name but a few negative consequences . Unfortunately , the rest of the country and the world is affected , and will also have to suffer economically for the Frank Follies . As long as the paid crowd with pitchforks in Fairfield, Connecticut keep up their little drama , perhaps we can all be distracted by the feigned shock of the On the Hill Gang . On the other hand, one of Dodd's fine houses are located in that same fine state . Think about it .

The Fools on the Hill are playing a nice Captain Renault . You falling for it , Sam ?

There is no Bobo Rating this week, as none so low exists to rate this farce .

<------------- LOOKING GREEN . A CAP AND TRADE CELEBRATION

Obama does a jig for St . Patrick's Day .

The Obama Administration is out to partay 'til it's 2013 . Out of touch, but always looking "green", they think that you are too involved in your green beer to understand the Green Movement afoot that will make YOU and yours pay needlessly , for years to come .

"Cap and Trade " Just Another Big Brother "Green" Tax : What would it mean for you ?

It could be stopped in the U.S. Congess if The People get smart, and tell them to stop Cap & Trade from passing .

Did you think that "being green" with "Cap & Trade" would just affect the big corporate "bad guys" ? Think again .

The USA would have a positive balance of trade worldwide were it not for the fact that its politicians refuse to allow The People to use American energy . Using the "research" of junk science developed by "researchers" being paid to research , and also being paid if that research proves to back their positive hypothesis , Cap and Trade will be a tax that will raise the prices of home and business energy use, the price of your tennis shoes, your gasoline, your home heating, your boss's expenses in running the business that employs you , and causes an increase in the U.S. trade deficit , further lowering the value of your dollars .

Were the USA to use its own oil and natural gas resources , which are abundant, and still untapped, rather than importing oil ( even from Mexico ) , there would be no balance of trade deficits for America , and no threat of your energy use being taxed into scarcity and highly priced shortage . The USA exports more in product variety and quantity to Mexico than Mexico does to USA . However , in dollar value, even Mexico imports more to USA than USA to Mexico . This is solely because America refuses to use its own petroleum resources , and imports Mexico's

oil .Cap and Trade is a tax that the Obammunists want for you , that would worsen this for American , and benefit only the politicians .

Since "Cap and Trade" is based upon the unproved and false theory that Carbon emissions are a threat to climate , we import what we already have , following our nonsensical U.S. energy policy.The USA buys abroad what we do not need to import , to maintain an appearance that we are not the type to drill oil ! Surely we would not do any of that nasty drilling . Not us . No . Let's let Mexico do it , and we shall pay them for what we dare not extract ourselves . The USA has new, clean methods of extracting oil and natural gas . We have new , clean methods of extracting it from shale in abundant supply in our own Rocky Mountain states that would give America an oil supply bigger than Saudi Arabia's . Paying Mexico, Canada and Saudi Arabia for what we could supply ourselves, which would lower our taxes, create more jobs, prevent and lower inflation , and correct the USA balance of payments deficits is madness . It benefits politicians . Not the American people . This is why they are doing a jig , planning for a windfall of YOUR tax money from Cap & Trade, partying , and oh yes.... always wishing to LOOK green while taking your green . But you won't notice . Or will you ?

Prince of Wales Gets Bobo's Lowest

<---Lowest Bobo Rating

Bonney Prince Charles Gives Earth 100 Months to "Fix Global Warming " Even Though We Have Just Had the Coldest Winter in Decades

( March 12, 2009 )
The Prince of Wales has warned that nations are "at a defining moment in the world's history" over climate change.

The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles, told 200 business leaders in Rio de Janeiro that the world has 'less than 100 months' to save the planet.
He delivered his most impassioned and urgent plea yet on the need for the world to unite to tackle global warming. In a keynote speech in Brazil, the heir to the British throne delivered a stark warning that if nations fail to tackle deforestation and other problems over the next eight years then irreversible harm will be done to the environment.

Prince Charles told 200 business leaders in Rio de Janeiro that the world has “less than 100 months” to save the planet.
"As the world's economy heads further into recession, it would be easy to lose sight of the bigger picture; to commit the sin, as we say in England and if you will pardon the terrible pun, of 'not seeing the wood for the trees'. For we are, I fear, at a defining moment in the world's history.
"We are facing a series of challenges so immense that we can, perhaps, be forgiven for feeling they are all too forbidding to confront. "If we can redouble our efforts to unite the world in meeting perhaps its greatest and most critical challenge, then we may yet be able to prevail and thereby to avoid bequeathing a poisoned chalice to our children and grandchildren. But we only have 100 months to act."

..... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm , not really , Charles . .... It has actually been the coldest winter in decades , and frankly , scientists who do not have their funding at stake , realize and admit that the Sun's magnetic activities are responsible for "climate change" . By the way , Charles , did you know that the Vikings who discovered what we now call Greenland found it lush green and growing citrus ? That is why the Vikings named it Greenland , even though the whole blasted place is all white today , covered with ice and snow . It happens , Charles . Just deal with it .

Teddy advises Diana's ex-husband that he lacks the scientific mind , or evidence for any of his wrong-headed statements on "global warming ", and that he should stick to things for which he is more well-suited , such as art and bringing up fabulous boys .

Bobo's Lowest (Makaka ) Rating to Prince Charles for his ideas on climate .

Charles may like this by the way http://form.douglassreport.com/reports/GlobalWarming.pdf

Bobo Rates Prince Charles on climate : Lowest Makaka

Deceptively Named Durbin Bill

Late last week, the US Senate passed the inappropriately named "Broadcaster Freedom Amendment " by a vote of 87-11. And while the mainstream ( government approved, and approving ) media rushed to declare the Fairness Doctrine dead, they all but ignored the “Durbin Amendment” that essentially primes the pump for censoring speech through backdoor FCC regulations .

The Durbin amendment requires the FCC to “take actions to encourage and promote diversity in communication media ownership.” Yes, in other words , government interference is "needed" to regulate that . Regulate who may own , and you regulate content indirectly .

Upon closer look, this “stealth” attack on Free Speech Rights is far more insidious
than the Fairness Doctrine was because it empowers the government to censor and control the airwaves through backdoor policies that create a vast array of new avenues by which the FCC can silence expression that government do not approve . In other words, the Durbin amendment poses a much greater danger to our free speech rights because it expands the governmental control and censorship threat in ways we never before imagined . Your Efforts are more important than ever, given what just took place on Capitol Hill last week, there is little doubt that we are headed for a showdown over our Free Speech Rights . Help keep speech free in the USA by signing the petition here

Time is short. Through the Durbin Amendment, illiberal members of the US Congress now see a way to muzzle voices on the airwaves that they dislike or find inconvenient . We believe they will waste little time moving it forward. We cannot allow this backdoor assault to go unchallenged !That’s why we’re counting on you to help us rally an additional 10,000 citizen signers of our Free Speech Alliance petition this weekend alone !

Teddy urges : Sign Up now ! Dont let the Illiberals get you in a noose , or decide what you may hear or say .

In the News

And on a different note ...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes